You Will Never Buy Bitcoin
The year is 2021.
You pick up your smartphone,
and read online news.
"Tesla buys $1.5b of Bitcoin."
Wow, Elon got scammed to buy Bitcoin?
What does the ex-CEO and former largest single shareholder of PayPal know about digital money?
What does the world's richest man know about money?
Apparently not much.
Definitely not more than you,
since you know that Bitcoin is a scam.
You look up the price of Bitcoin.
1 Bitcoin is $60,000 SGD? Joke.
It is very funny to you,
since you know that it is *actually* worthless.
Arrogant crypto boys that got lucky are everywhere spamming,
"Have Fun Staying Poor"
Very Funny. Not.
When Bitcoin later crashes down to...
You will have the last laugh.
You think about your diversified portfolio in low-cost ETFs, high-conviction stock picks.
You think about your multiple insurance savings plans and whole-life insurance.
You think about your CPF retirement money.
You smile at your framed picture of Warden Bufflet.
You smile to yourself.
Cai Png only.
Life is good.